Seriously....

Okay, so we decided long ago that our cat was just about worthless. She is afraid of her own shadow....I'm not kidding! She attacks children.....often! And she meows at 2am all the time!!! I personally would like to get rid of her............she also claws on the door jams and won't use a scratching post- please don't look when you come to my house. Anyway, today was the kicker ----We have a gopher problem- in our grass of course- I looked outside my kitchen window to see lovely Mr. Gopher sticking his fat head out of his freshly dug hole (we bought traps, but have yet to set them). And guess who was sitting right next to the hole? My stinking cat- not doing anything but staring at it.....she looked completely calm and unbothered by the Gopher!!!! Doesn't she know that she is supposed to hunt and attack the gopher? Isn't that sort of the natural thing for a cat to do??? I can't believe she was just sitting there- the gopher wasn't even bothered by her either- he just kept digging away at his lovely big hole...IN MY GRASS!!!!! I think I might trap them both- cat and gopher- and relocate them to another yard- someone else can deal them....LOL! Do you want them?????