I have decided that I have a goblin living in my home. She must have come to my home completely naked, since she keeps stealing my clothes.
To date, I am missing my brand NEW white bra- it's been missing since October. This means that I still have to wear the old streached out, slightly ecru bra that the new one was meant to replace- and I even looked in the toy box, where Stephanie miraculously found hers. I have other colors of course, but the white one is indespensible in my mind- I think I need a few more for back ups.
I am also missing my newest pair of jeans, which leads me to believe that this is a very LARGE goblin, since my pants are not small in size nor short in length......like I'm gonna tell you what size I wear :) The pants have been missing since December- Christmas to be exact- and I have called all family that we visited to see if perhaps they have inherited a rather new looking pair of jeans. But, alas noone has found my jeans- bummer! I only have 2 other pairs, and one of them has a hole in the leg and the other one is a little on the short side. I don't like to shop for myself........
Our very tall and very wide goblin must also have a very small head. I believe this because for Christmas, we bought the girls the cutest matching hats................and Ainslie's is missing!!! Major bummer- they really looked cute in them, and although I know that my little sneaky 3 year old can hide things quite well, I have yet to find that adorable hat-double bummer!
If I ever find that dang goblin, she is going to seriously owe me some clothes because I haven't even begun to tell you about all the missing socks (and I never lose socks!) and my favorite hair comb that I've had since college. So, after typing this blog, I realize that I actually really need new clothes, even without finding the missing stuff. Oh well, summer is almost here and I have LOTS of capris:)
3 years ago
4 comments:
You know I could almost be your goblin because I could were your clothes I bet and my girls both fit in your girls stuff! I hope that you find your stuff. If not go buy you some pants.
First of all, if you only have 3 pairs of pants I think you are due for some more.
Secondly, that goblin is at my house too.
Of lately we are missing an oven mitt, a heating pad, a towel, and my sanity.
Dang goblin.
Good luck on the goblin hunt...at least at my house I know it's Megan. She found the toothpaste she stole two days later so that's good...at least your goblin cares about your dental hygiene but apparently not you nakedness. Sorry..
I love it! I am no the only one that has a goblin. I do remember however that I had a favorite pair of jeans, and two favorite shirts that were missing. It bugged me so bad for months. David insisted that I replace them, so I did, but I was still bugged as to where they could be. 6 months later we moved out of our rental into our new home. When we opened our dryer for our first load of laundry in our new home, there was a load. My favorite jeans, and two favorite shirts were there! I can't believe we didn't check before we put the machine in storage. Now I had those things, plus the new ones which made it a real bonus situation! Good luck!
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